I came across this piece of kit in a moody looking electronics store in Hounslow. The first thing I said to myself was, “WOW! This must be one of those new Japanese synths”. Upon depressing some of the buttons around the base, excellent sounds burst forth as the top half of the device opened…
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE JUST DESCRIBED MY ENTIRE ISSUE WITH COMMUNICATING WOW now i understand myself better
Plus I het excited and my words become a huge jumble
OH MY GOD I HAVE THIS ISSUE WITH MY PARENTS ALL THE TIME.
Fucking nailed it so hard.
the freelance work i usually get to sustain myself has been kind of thin lately, so i’m opening myself for portrait commissions! that’s right, internet users- i’ll draw your totally awesome beautiful face in kickin’ pixel icon form! for only 15 bones! just 15 clams! or mail me a bag of kidneys! (dont please wow excuse u)
if you’re interested, send an email and include one or two pictures of your face in good light (straight-on angle is preferred for facial accuracy!) to email@example.com! that’s also my PayPal email address!
i’ll also gladly draw your OC/a fictional character/any humanoid creature you can give me a visual reference for if you don’t want one of your face! the finished portraits make a great avatar for forums, twitter, tumblr icons, whatever! be the classiest kid in school! also help me have more than 8 dollars in my bank account~ aiyaaaah!
the money will go toward development of my game! and making sure i don’t starve! portraits will go toward making you look just a tiny bit more kickin’ wicked rad than you already are! let’s make some beautiful memories together aaaaaaaaa
Give this gorgeous gentleman that $15 you never knew how to spend. Why? PIXEL. ART. PORTRAITS.
My comic; “Introversion” is finished! Please go to the main page of my blog to read it in full size (the text is kinda small)
I really hope you’ll like it!
“I just appreciate silence. In a world that never stops talking.”
Yes, this is me.
I like this a lot.
“Oh yeah, poop lord?” Littlest Matt Junior shouted back. “Well…you’re just a big…stupid…butt face!”
Littlest Babby Pat just laughed and lauged and licked his lollipop some more.
“Come on, Woolie,” said Littlest Matt Junior. “We’ll think of a way to get him back somehow.”
The next Xbox has been announced, and it’s called the Xbox One. However, let’s put aside what games have and haven’t been announced for it, how dumb the console name is, how it truly is an amazing all-in-one media center, how impressive the new Kinect is, how the system looks like a cable box, and…
I’m tired of publishers having no idea about gaming. The developer could make an amazing game, but the publisher may want it to have more cutscenes, or QTE, or whatever, against the developer’s will, and the game could potentially suffer because of it.
I’m also tired of publishers having…
I just got back from seeing the re-release of Jurassic Park. I remember seeing it in theaters as a kid and it was great to see it on the big screen. The 3D effects were generally very well-done.
However, what I did not like was the incredibly gratuitous and out-of-place Doritos™ product…